That’s what the doctor asked in a phone call not too long ago.
“Tell me the good news”, the optimist in me said.
“You’ve got two days to live” said the doctor.
“Jeeze, I said. “If that’s the good news, what’s the bad news?”
“I was supposed to tell you yesterday”, replied the doctor somewhat apologetically.
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THE GOOD NEWS is that starting October 1, 2019 most Jack Security Officers will see about a $2 an hour bump in their paychecks.
THE BAD NEWS is that it tops out in the 5th year @ $15.25 an hour. After 5 years you get a $500 bonus on your anniversay. And it’s a 5-year contract, which amounts to 25 cents per hour before taxes.
It COULD have been better!
It SHOULD have been better!
It WOULD have been better if we had a better union.
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