Previously: Michael Symon, Iron Chef, Bans Donald Trump From All His Restaurants For Being ‘creepy’. Michael Symon is a disgrace to the animal race. MICHAEL SYMON is a mass murderer of other species. MICHAEL SYMON is a serial offender of innocent, defenseless animals trying to coexist within the Animal Kingdom. I wonder, given his penchant for ripping […]
The Democratic Party presents to the world their own Donald Trump. Elizabeth Warren took center stage today rousing the crowd at a Hillary Clinton rally to the tune of Donald Trump on steroids. Rock a bye Baby with an AK-47 delivery system. The only difference between Warren and Trump is that Warren has the details […]
…about punching people. A punch is a punch – doesn’t matter who is perceived as punching first. You never start it do you? Everybody always starts it first. There’s something called provocation – used to incite someone to punch you, so you can legally/ethically/as a right of responsibility to defend your name and reputation, punch […]
BIG INSULT TO OREGONIANS – ORE-GO-KNEE-INS. Correct immediately! gon = gun get it?
The only reason the political establishment doesn’t want a wall along the border with Mexico is because when the jobs come back from China, the USA will need a slave labor force from South of the border to fill those jobs – according to Donald Trump’s real plan that he doesn’t let you see, because […]
Stop with the dog analogies. “He chokes like a dog?” Leave the dog out. The dog did nothing to you. Everybody loves their dog family members. You’re alienating all those people, by insulting their family. You’re uncle Donald to them now. Act it and say it. Many dogs in the USA and worldwide are horribly […]
DONALD TRUMP FROM CARNIVAL TO CHESS NOW
1- in your face 2- everybody thinks you’re stupid 3- bad hair Yup. He’s just like us. Wow. He’s in everybody’s faces, everybody thinks he’s stupid, and he has bad hair – just like us. He knows us. We know him.
If the world fears a Trump presidency, the best the world can do is prepare for anything and everything. You will want to tame him. You will think you need to tame him. You will try to tame him. Donald Trump tames himself – right out of the gate – every time. The streets are […]
Did Rahm Emmanuel, Mayor of Chicago, drop the security ball at Donald Trump’s rally in Chicago? A while back, Doctor’s Without Borders operating in Syria decided not to give their location coordinates to the Syrian government or the United Nations, because they superstitiously thought that by doing so it would make them a target. The […]
President Obama has already deported over 2.5 million illegal persons originally from South America – often separating families, that few in the populace even heard about till Donald Trump started talking about deporting 11 million persons currently residing in the USA illegally. Even if Donald Trump wanted to actually deport 11 million people, which he […]
You know how everyone has an Achille’s heel? Donald J. Trump is the heel.
If so, he hasn’t demonstrated it yet. Donald Trump, Republican presidential hopeful, often brags about his great memory. He does appear to have a good memory for a multitude of impressions of past events, but we all have that. What he appears to lack is a good memory for detail. Along with the lack of […]
Statement issued by Fox News regarding Donald Trump prior to the Republican Candidate Presidential Debate scheduled for 1-28-2016: “We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president — a nefarious source tells us that Trump has […]
1-28-2016 Contrary to the after-the-debate analysis by well-known pundits on television, this debate was anything but boring. Although Donald Trump was MIA, the 7 boy line up, channeled Donald Trump’s energy and style with remarkable ease – which proves they all, individually and collectively, are a quick study, which proves further that they all can […]
One can’t sanitize the garbage that comes out of Donald Trump’s mind by calling it politically incorrect, as Donald himself has claimed it to be. Garbage in, garbage out. So I’m guessing that his so-called politically incorrect speech is his way of clearing out everybody else’s garbage that enters his space – immediately without hesitation, […]